#Repost @theonion with @get_repost ・・・ “Ugh, I’ve compromised my own standards and my responsibility to my team by devouring an entire 32-ounce glass of non-ionized fluid,” said quarterback Tom Brady, who added that he couldn’t believe the locals considered such a massive portion to be a normal-sized serving. “And I have to tell you, K.C.-style tap water is just so thick and tangy that I don’t know how I even managed it. I’m feeling utterly bloated and lethargic—I don’t know how I’m going to hit the gym in three minutes. I admit it—it was delicious and I just wanted to lick up every drop and couldn’t stop myself. I wish someone had cut me off, because I demolished that tumbler of water with reckless abandon. Oh, God, it’s all over my shirt and face.” #TheOnion #tb12
Quotes Of Note
"Messier is a hurricane force of music that he humbly self-describes as 'just rock n’ roll'."
"With a sound that blends americana, rock and folk that bring up similarities of Tom Petty, Messier is a hurricane force of music that he humbly self-describes as 'just rock n’ roll'. Bringing together keyboard parts, trumpet playing, and sonically charged guitar grooves that intertwine effortlessly with his lyrics, Messier masters multiple sounds and moods, from deep, intimate ballads, to switching and rocking your face off.” -
- Andrew Conroy, KUTX
“He’s a musician’s musician..."
“He’s a musician’s musician with a magnetic stage presence that can captivate a crowd of any size with his personable showmanship and arsenal of rock, jazz, Americana and funk.”
- Douglas Leach, Track Rambler
“…an expanse of talent and ideas”
-Doug Freeman, Austin Chronicle
“With music like that, they’ve got to dance!”
- John Aielli, KUTX